Funny Birthday Messages for your Sister

Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!
Thank you for all those pillow fights and late night chats! It’s so great to have someone else that is the product of our crazy upbringing! Happy Birthday to one very

special girl who I am honored to call my sister and best friend! #mostofthetimes


I hear you are kind of a big deal now. Well, you’re still my baby sister and I still have your back. I saw that birthday fairy headed your way, so I hit her on the head with

a broom and knocked her butt out! Happy Birthday, Sister!


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Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy

Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous ,beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
“Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny

sis!
Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I

love dearly!
Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options! 😛
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!


Congratulations, big sister! You’ve had me as a sibling for how many years now?! I’ve lost count…
To the sibling I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!
I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are, my dearest sister! You know, what? Make it “more fun and fabulous”, just to make sure!
I have no nicer friend than you and no better friend than a sister! People say this might be because I have no friends! Happy Birthday, my sweet sister!
Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest sister! I’m so blessed I thought I might give an award, but I hope you have an amazing day anyway!


Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! We wish you the very best birthday full of laughter, love, and plenty of old wisecracks!
I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see

above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!
Sisters are Forever : Birthday Wishes for your Sister
Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet! #bearwithme
Wishing you the very best on your special day. We’ll see about tomorrow! Hugs and kisses, dearest sister!
I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful,

beautiful, and intelligent sister!
Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!


Best wishes to you on your big day! I hope you overindulge in cake, laugh until you’re rolling on the floor, and blow out all the candles a bit drunk! Facebook is

waiting!
Happy Birthday, my sister. You and I may not have always been the greatest of friends but we will always, and forever be, sisters. And that’s a starting point for a

friendship, isn’t it?
Cheers! Happy Birthday to the most fabulously-looking, fashionable, attractive young woman in town! I’m saving the honest appraisal of your inner virtues for next

year… May you have the best of birthdays, Sister!
To the coolest sister in the world, I hope your birthday is off-the-hook! You deserve to have the most awesome, hoppin’ birthday ever!

Happy Birthday Wishes to Big Sister

Today my little sister became older. I wish you to stay always happy and optimistic and save your childish spontaneity forever. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my wonderful sister! I can’t imagine my life without you, we are the parts of one soul. Be happy, I love you.
In this ocean of life, I will get lost without you, continue being my guiding star. Happy birthday, beautiful!
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There are so many wonderful words to tell you, but none of them will express the depth of my love for you. You are a gift from God. Happy birthday!
We quarrel, we have different opinions on the same issues, we do not see each other for years, but still you are the closest person to Enjoy your day, happy birthday!
I am the luckiest brother on Earth because I have the best sister! Happy birthday!
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You are not only my big sister, you are my friend and a partner in life, who will always help and give a good tip. Happy birthday, my sweet sister.
We are two sisters and we are as different as day and night, but nevertheless, you are the best sister I could ever dream about. Happy birthday.
We were born on the same day and since our birthday we’ve had one heart for two, many years have passed and nothing has changed. You are my second half,

happy birthday!
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Today my sis became wiser, more pretty and experienced. I wish you always see beauty and kindness everywhere. Happy birthday!
Today is my another favorite day of the year because today my big sister was born! Dear, do not feel sorrow and grief, let your life flow like a river of happiness. I wish

you to be happy and loved, happy birthday!
Sometimes you drive me crazy, but still, you remain my lovely little sister. Happy birthday, cutie!
charming happy birthday card for sister


You are not just my sis, you are my hero and my role model. I am extremely happy to have such a wonderful sister like you. Happy birthday!
It doesn’t matter how many problems I will face in my life, I know that I can always count on you. Thank you for being in my life, happy birthday, my dear sister!
Sisters and brothers are God’s blessing, I can’t explain how happy I am that you are my sister. Have a happy and colorful life, happy birthday!
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You are the most beautiful flower in this garden of life, shine brightly and gladden us with your warmth! Happy birthday!
My sweetest and cutest wishes are to the prettiest and kindest girl! Happy birthday, sis!
I wish you to life your life to the fullest, and fill it with the brightest moments! Have a fantastic birthday, dear sister!
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I saw how you grew up, I saw a wonderful girl and the person you have become. I wish you not to stop there and to achieve professional and personal heights.

Happy Birthday, Beauty!
You are beautiful, intelligent, charming, kind and honest. Many people like you and respect, from all my heart I wish you to be happy. I love you, sis, happy birthday!
Since our childhood, we’ve been always together: together committed pranks and together were responsible for them. You created an enormous amount of happy

memories for me and I’m sure there will be more in the future. Happy Birthday!
Dive into the ocean of love and joy, you deserve to be happy! Happy birthday, my dear.
cartoon card happy birthday for sister